Dear Potatochip1738,
I wish that you would awake from the terrible slumber others call 'sleep'. We only simply want to have a chat with you and you ignore us like people ignore the government's lies. I already informed you about this information regarding your sleep pattern but I'm guessing you simply ignored it like people ignore society's issues. Please awake, as plague is spreading through the country like butter on a pancake.
Hope you haven't already died,
Dearest pal, Hannah