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Guys hhow many words would u like for the next episode of Nigel farage Rishi Sunak kier Starmer fanfic to have 

Imagine if u farted and gave birth and u didn’t even know u were pregnant bc ur a virgin -Becca 

Farting>you

I’m so bored I’m gonna write Ed sheeran MPREG feet shagging

I would smash ur mum Ngl 

AGENDER peple be lik ️

If I was a cat I think I would be a bald one 

Why r bicycles called bicycles and not dicycles huh

I will be going to war with any other person thinking their fanfics r better than me - I am simply the best 

Do you think a horse could have octuplets or would it die during pregnancy