"Too bored to do nothing, too lazy to do anything"

➳ Call me Ze
➳ I'm currently in a love/hate relationship with myself.
➳ I am God
➳ bUt tHaT's gAy
➳ When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in everyone's eyes.

FaCts yOu nEVer aSKed FOr buT I SHALL DELIVER:
➳ A formless blob (any pronouns)
➳ I can be really ducking offensive.
➳ Everything is a joke to me.
➳ I don't judge *sips tea*
➳ Consider me an open book... written in gibberish.
➳ I FXKIN' LOVE CATS- AAKSKJDVHG 
➳ I can art.
➳ Y'all dumbass's

The world revolves around me bitchEs.

:WARNING: I'ma hoe for tragedies.

:BOOKS:
(there are none, cuz my lazy ass can't finish nun')

But-

➳( ._.) ~ dead ~