For all you unfortunates that have stumbled upon my profile


The name's Parker. 

In my spare time I enjoy listening to classical music, taking long walks on the beach, and having romantic candle light dinners.

Ha!Who am I kidding, I don't do any of that.

Soccer is life
Music- Twenty One Pilots, Walk The Moon, Imagine Dragons, Cage The Elephant, etc...
I'm allergic to jellyfish
I have insomnia 
The Sandlot and V for Vendetta
I dig Chemistry jokes
French rap, even though half the time I don't know what they are saying
Strong believer that potatoes deserve their own food group
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure 


By the way I am a female not a DUDE. So no, I will not become your wattpad boyfriend. I'm flattered really but I'm not about that life. See picture, yeah that's me a girl so ya'll can quit being so thirsty

That is all.