Dad: I'd like the lemon pepper trout, without the lemon pepper.
Waitress: I'm sorry, sir, but it already has the seasoning. We can't do that.
Dad: Oh, that's okay. I'll just have the lemon pepper trout, it's just that I hate lemon pepper and it is absolutely disgusting and I hate it.
Waitress: ...
Doug: ...
Waitress: ...
Waitress: Well, I can ask.
Waitress: Does something really awesome and makes an exception.
Waitress: We can take off the lemon pepper, but we don't have any other seasoning, so it would just be plain.
Doug: Fine then, I'll have the lemon pepper.
Doug: I just can't believe they don't have any other seasoning. They just don't want to go out of their way to make my trout.
