Hi! My name is Ryan, call me Ry for short if you wanna. Most of my friends do anyway. I do pointless shit and I'm here because my friend @KinkySivan told me our other friend @LaurenxXxJauregui has been talking shit about me here.

Kidding! We're all cool mates and good friends, don't fight my friends this is just our consensual banter lol.

I guess my main purpose is to make fun of my friends' works. I may read other books if I can. But I can't even fucking read a page of my history text book for a major GCSE exam. Oh well.

I'm Filipino, a Bulakenyo to be exact and uhhh I'm obsessed with Panic! At The Disco, Third Eye Blind, The Kooks, Camila Cabello and Lauren Jauregui. I don't like Fifth Harmony though, I just found out about the two lately and coincidentally they're old bandmates oops.

I am very much straight but if a dude's hot, a dude's hot. Maybe I'm heteroflexible. Is that a thing? I don't know man, I'm just a fifteen year old boy who loves music and sports. 

Thank's for reading, this account is a joke so don't expect shit from me.

Paalam po!