Just want to share my fantasies. I have a lot of those. Maybe too many

Bios are what people like, read this and trust me you'll think different. Bios ain't nothing. 

I'm not exactly nice but I try to be (Everyday's a struggle) 

Mentally 49, weird, kinda cute, dominant and sarcastic. 

Permanent resident in my imagination. 

BDSM existed before fifty shades of grey or the Secretary.

Nude is art.

Weed is healthy.

I don't think I'll ever be too old for SpongeBob.

my pm is open
but I warn you now 
i'm pretty awkward (Text me and you'll find out what I mean)