My friend asked if r could go in the swing and I said 'no' as a joke and then I said "you wanna hear it in Spanish? No!"
If you get this... I love you.
My friend asked if r could go in the swing and I said 'no' as a joke and then I said "you wanna hear it in Spanish? No!"
If you get this... I love you.
Do you ever get excited when you find a book with your name in it?
But....you always find books with your friends names instead and it takes 1926292827282728 years to find one with your name....
Yes... That happens to me too.
Me: Why do I pretend people read my stories?
Me: Maybe because your a lonely son of a bîtch!
Me: *stares at self in mirror*
Me: I'm losing it. *walks away*