Present Mic

Oh my God, I never thought i'd make it to 18. Happy late birthday ig?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! I'M 17 TODAY, BITCHES!!!

Fanfic idea. If it already exists, send a link. 
          
          Venom x Eddie
          
          Tags: 
          -exhibitionism
          -A/B/O (no surprise mpreg pls)
          -(can't think of any more tags)
          
          So basically, as in all A/B/O fics, the world is run by a system of Alphas, Betas, and Omegas. Eddie is still gonna be a reporter in this. Eddie gets his heat during a live show. Lucky for him, Venom has an idea of how human society works and is there to help him. The one problem is will Eddie be able to keep his composure, or be embarrassed on live tv? 
          
          I regret nothing, but mourn everything. 

*Sung to the tune of old McDonald*
          
          I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. 
          I am god's mistake 

Yo...to my early followers, should I rewrite the first fic I put on here?
          
           I don't even remember the plot of that damn fic, but maybe one of you can remind me? What even was the title of that fic???

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pair of pants. 
          
          "Euripides?" says the tailor
          
          "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. 

I'm not mentally ill. I just have an unparalleled commitment to the bit. 

 MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES, BROS, AND NONBINARY HOES!! 
          
          

The first to betray me was a god. My creator.. my mother. Valuing my accomplishments above all, she saw no worth in me and I was discarded. 
          
          The second was a human. My family...My friend. They only wanted me for what I could give to them.
          
          The third was one exactly like me. A hope for the future.. left as soon as it came. 

Everyday I wake up in FUCKING OHIO