Hello.  So, what does one put into a wattpad bio without sounding, dare I say it, pretentious?  If you figure it out, please tell me. Until then, the following should suffice:

1.  I am a hopeless romantic, but also a realist (or a pessimist, depending on your standpoint).  Lets just say, don't get to attached.

2.  I am free to talk anytime*, and am a complete safe space.

3.  I am still working on my writing skills, so there might be some technical problems.  If you could bring them to my attention, i would gladly fix them. 

4.  SOMETIMES I USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR.  I WRITE IT HOW I WANT IT TO BE READ, AND SOMETIMES THE FLOW OF MY STORY AND GRAMMAR RULES DO NOT GET ALONG

*I will try to go on wattpad every other day. I will reply as soon as I possibly can.

Also... if any of you have Tumblr, you can follow me at pretentiouscoffeebean