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This is random but its one of my 'Odd 2 am thoughts' anyways! So, remember that scene in Harry Potter, where Harry was getting sorted? Yea that one! So I randomly thought about how he was whispering "Not Slytherin. Not Slytherin" and the sorting hat was just like "Eh whatever, GRYFFINDOR!".....Yall the Sorting Hat is better than me because I would've said with the most sly grin "Hmm...Not slytherin you say,,," THEN I WOULD SAY WITH NO REGRETS "SLYTHERIN!" and laugh my ass off enjoying Harry's pain. (I love harry don't get the wrong idea, I could never hate this dumbass troublemaker)