I love to read! I probably wont ever write anything though! Im mostly called a book worm, but when my head isn't stuck in a book, it's out on the feild with the guys :) Im single (btw) and Im not really into relationships because they all have ended horribly for me :/ ..

Bad jokes time!


1.) What did one cow say to the other cow after witnessing a double homicide? 

Moo

2.) My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like this is private property and if you don’t leave I will call the police.

3.) *puts selfie on top of Christmas tree because i am the star*

4.) Why did the plane crash?
 
Because the pilot was a hippo.

5.) Nothing rhymes with orange?   

False.   

Nothing and orange do not rhyme.