"No but I got Cheez Whiz." -Ryan Ross

Bingo Bongo it's time to Tongo

"How do you like Boys you should like play dough"

"Frick Frack Fuck"

"WHOOSH WHOOSH MOTHERFUCKER"

I'm attracted to PANcakes get it, cause I'm Pan, instead of the normal hahaha you like PANS joke...
I'll leave now

"Ladydoor" -Phil Lester

Hamiltrash

BTS trash #1...

"DONT TOUCH MY COOKIE DOUGH BITES YOU FOOLLLL"

Rejected poodle from a dog show 

DEMISEMIHEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER

"It's cereal, god dammit"

"Forget 5 hour energy I only know 10 seconds sleeps"

"Why didn't you get your project done. I was too busy worshiping Noo Noo" 

No drugs just nuggs

"Just some random white girl"

"Sleep is the reason I'm alive.... also food and oxygen"

"I'm only straight for Jungkook" -me

"Cover anything with Italian dressing and I'll probably eat it"
"I used to have a serious Italian dressing problem"

"Cheese It's are killing us all"

"There's a protein in the ceiling"

"You don't have to be vegan to know what a fruit is"

"oh shoe"