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Stories by Pretzel Dawg
Sour Lemons (Neil Cicierega Creepy...
Neil Cicierega's ghost comes back from the dead to haunt Egbert, an old friend of him, who did something Neil...
Dr Doof X Perry
WARNING: CONTAINS A PLATYPUS MAKING OUT WITH AN AROUND 40 YEAR OLD MAN
Welcome to my Doofenshmirtz X Perry Th...
Durv dies (at 3 AM) (not clickbait)
Durv, the youtuber tries to escape the people that bring him down from the past before his life ends.