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Just a teenage writer practicing my craft and craving attention for doing so. Here's what you need to know about me.
I'm gonna die before I learn to write long enough chapters. I love Murdoch Mysteries! I'm lonely.
I'm a huge fan of really long sentences that are hard to read aloud, Frankensteined together with many, many commas.
P.S. I vote on my own stories. What can I say, I'm flawed.
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  • JoinedJuly 19, 2019


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PretzelWatts PretzelWatts May 21, 2021 07:53PM
Should I update any of my stories? Is so, which ones?
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Stories by Pretzel T. Watts
Bruabba Yearning and Sh/t by PretzelWatts
Bruabba Yearning and Sh/t
After borrowing a pencil from an admirer he didn't know he had, Leone Abbacchio finds himself going to unnece...
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George Crabtree: Monstrous Specials! by PretzelWatts
George Crabtree: Monstrous Special...
🎃 It's Halloween, the spookiest day of the year, so naturally George and the gang are out on the search for...
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George Crabtree - Teenage Monster Hunter by PretzelWatts
George Crabtree - Teenage Monster...
George believes in monsters. Everyone else tells him to grow up. A mystical tree starts acting as a beacon, a...
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