@Pretzels101
a character: literally murders ppl, everyone in fanfic writes him as violent with anger issues
me in fanfics: um....so yeah he's angry, but like.....he's also an english major and works part time at a boba shop....and still murders ppl.....but like.....he's nice
@Pretzels101 is there a specific character in mind lmao initially i was thinking loki but i don't think too many people write him like that
evermore emotionally compromised me
me, logging on wattpad after a few months: *sees 266 notifications* that's a lot of notifications. huh.
jealousy
turning saints into the sea
swimming through sick lullabies
choking on your alibis
but it's just the price i paid
destiny is calling me
open up my eager eyes
because im mr. brightside
fucking god college is next year wtf
its like,,,dy 180 of quarantine,,, i cut my hair short and im ready to dye my hair.
im alive by the way. in case yall were wondering. 2020 aint got me yet.
Character’s dad or mom: *is a murderous psychopath*
Character: i'm afraid of becoming like them
[later]
Character's evil parent: you've always been like me
Character: *is now paranoid that they'll become evil because apparently personality and murderous urges is hereditary*
me:...
me: hollywood, you do realize personality is not an innate behavior but a learned behavior, right?
me: parents influence their children's behavior because until a certain age their psyche is more malleable and so usually are easily influenced by their parents, but then they can start forming their own opinions
me: at least make it work.
See I'm in a very fragile state of mind right now because I keep thinking of Bonnie and Clyde and the moments before they got shot to death in the musical (that I watched last night) which brings me that much closer to sobbing hysterically
me, watching the bonnie and clyde bootleg, an actual musical about two criminals: look how in love they are its so adorable