Jamie

Okay besties, we lock in for tomorrow, because we're talking about the liar himself, Odysseus.
          I can't spell names anymore without spellcheck, so I'm literally writing Ody in my notes

My personal Roman Empire is ancient Troy. It's also the Roman Empire's Roman Empire, but that's a whole other thing

Catch me holding my phone clock up to the microwave clock, trying to time it so it's lined up

I present the context I wrote to writing part of my creative essays, about The Song of Achilles:
          
          So, you actually pinkie promised that you’d go to war if Helen was stolen, I know you were like two when you promised, and your dad made the promise in your place, but you know, you signed it with blood, so rules are rules. Bring your boyfriend though, we want him

And all I want to do, is read on AO3, but noooo, it's down!

Oh, it's March
          My term ends in April

The Classics Collective at school is hosting a movie night (as they do)
          IT'S EPIC!!!

Manifesting that Rusty does his stretches, and doesn't have hip pain, so my hip pain goes away.
          
          Why, you might ask?
          
          Anything that happens in the story, happens to either me, or someone close to me shortly afterwards.

I don't think Rusty and Charlie would watch the superbowl. I think they'd watch the puppy bowl.
          Look, those two are doing puppy interviews, why would you expect anything else?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY ASSIGNMENT IS TO MAKE ONE OF THE OLYMPIANS AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT???