Kalicutie

Knock knock guess who

Hi

*Kicks down door*
          
          GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM A COLD DARK GRAVE, BITCHES-
          
          I return because, if nothing else, I can rely on WP to have a decent amount of RP books and also to have a more accessible tagging system than Quotev does now. I hope the app has gotten more BVI accessible in my time away, but I kinda doubt it tbh. Oh well, no going back now-

Do you rp

*Vibin’ to Sofia the First*
          
          DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. IT’S A GOOD SHOW AND YOU KNOW IT-

Did I write the most recent chapter of AGOBC the way I did specifically so I had an excuse to put Hina in a maid outfit? Maybe. Did I know it’d happen when I started writing? No. Do I regret it ending like that? Absolutely fucking not

My favorite quote by a friend of mine:
          
          “If there’s a Forever 21, Neige wears the brand Forever 37.”
          
          Genuinely cried actual tears from laughter when I read it-

Gonna do something I find funny. Basically taking my least profane character, Hina, and making her say something completely vulgar out of frustration, then realize what she’s said and want to drop dead. My list currently is:
          
          Son of a bitch
          Son of a whore 
          Son of a crackwhore 
          Well, fuck me with a leaf blower 
          Fucking pissbitch 
          Fucking dicktits 
          Gods fucking damnit
          Or just an incoherent series of grumbles with various curses dropped between them

Don’t stress, my guy. I totally understand. Take all the time in the world. In about two weeks, I’ll be on my fall break, so I’ll have plenty of time then. How was your first week back at school?

I officially retract my former statement. Turns out the queen was a racist and had her sons’ sex trafficking and r*pe of multiple minors overlooked and pardoned them and might have also had something to do with the death of Princess Diana.
          Fuck you, Elizabeth. You don’t deserve to have tea with Betty White.
          Still love Betty White though <3 I hope she’s having tea with some actually good people