If you want me to write a story, let me know. However I won't write anything fanfic if I don't know the characters. 

I guess I'll make an introduction.
Hello my name is Prick, though I also go by Death and Rae. My gender is what ever the fuck you can think of, and I don't care what's in between your legs or what you look like, all I pay attention to is your personality. I hate everyone equally, ya'll suck ass. Sarcasm is how I live, breath, and eat, so YES- I am offensive. When it comes to humor, the only thing that will make me laugh is other people's pain...and the occasional fucked up laugh.
 Don't ask me about cheese facts, it'll be so bad that your parents divorce will look like child's play and bring happiness.