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Today's Daily Quote: Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

Any homophobic: You're goin ta hell bitch
          
          Me: SHHHHHHHHHHH. Ut. The fuck up.

That moment when you decide that you'll wash your hair then comb it out once you wash it but once you comb it out younow have more hair to deal with so you just say fuck it abd wear it out like that but you end up looking like an electrocuted porcupine so you try to redo it but your hair is much too untamed so you can barely do anything with it without rewashing it and having someone who actually knows how to do hair to do it and then you end up taking it out the next back because why the fuck not?....Check?

Okat

I don't wear makeup beCAusE- MY COUSIN BUMPED INTO ME WHILE I WAS PUTTING ON EYELINER- AND OML *wheeze* IT WAS...WOW. JUST. WOW.

When you have dirty ass thoughts and you think about someone in the room being a mind reader so you just throw around random ass thoughts like 'Oooo a cupcake'

@MamaDeeDee Wake upppppppppppppppppp

IIIIIII- GOT LOGGED OUT OF DISCORDDDD *insert purfecto vocals*

Hey...You...Yeah you! If you're reading this....Ur mom gae

So...Ya boi fucked up and got drunk :p