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Guess who’s back from the dead 
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          　 (｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。
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          :3

Rip Queen Elizabeth, love you bae. Fly High ️️

I'm going to sneeze

I just realized how dead I must seem to all of you. I'm not I just ghost yous and read instead lmao

Hiya this is a small repost I guess but I DO take oneshot request but I've changed the rules and whatnot.
          
          WOOOO, you guys ready to read some long a** paragraph then probs not request at the end?... Same!
          
          *Ahem* It's 1am in the UK rn so uhh rip if your last chromosomes sorta Like- EGHHH.. Stray off the path of light??
          
          -Can legit be any genre aside from ones suggestive themes
          
          -NO opening endings cuz that stinks like rotten egg in a school classroom
          
          -No pedophilia/Incest and stuff
          
          -Illegal stuff is allowed like the mention of drugs and stuff
          
          -Bashing on a certain character is allowed for legit an entire oneshot as long as you convince me why their bad *Talking Ben going EGHH*
          
          -AUs? That's fine, dandy,even!....
           DONT MAKE IT SOME WEIRD "Vampire X Werewolf" STUFF THOUGH SJIWBWJ
          
          -Last time I said "Any fandom, I'll research it" cuz I thought I was gonna be commited but what do you know? I'm not. So you can say any fandom you want and I'll see IF I know it and DONT have a grudge against it
          
          Fandoms I won't take:
          Bsd 
          (cuz I sorta just wanna eat Dazais
           mum even though Idk who TF she is because I just don't like dazai cuz of his "No longer human book" he's such an arse. If you wanna know more feel free to pm me so I totally convert you to anti dazai *Dancing*)
          
          Movies cuz I don't know half of them (You can do avengers tho I haven't watched it)
          
          Uhh that's all the fandoms ig until I say otherwise
          
          And that's basically all? Rest in pieces fam
          
          That doesn't mean family. Don't get all weird on me and ask me for a cuddle next. 
          

Also istg I hate when I go on about something, like before I got a notification of someone commenting on my comment of Incest being wrong, step-sibling or whatnot and they just responded with "omg chill"
          
          HWIWBJW STOP

ngl I sorta want to scrap my diabolik lovers fanfiction and make an entirely me one 
          
          about a normal guy who just so happen to be the taxi driver who was Picking Yui up to bring her to the mansion and when he saw her all scared and confused he, like the absolute Chad and snazzy man he is, was like
          
           "I'll walk you in, milady"
          
           and so he did then 
          he sorta just stands there while everything goes down and someone finally notices him and he's just frozen there like
          
           "Mum.. Where ever you are in heaven.. I Think I messed up" 
          
          cuz he's a mommas boy even if she's dead rip
          
          And since he's saw they are vampires and all that or at least thought
          
           "this shit weird.. I'm gonna go call the police-"
          
          The vamps are like:
          "lmao u though" and pick him up and tell him he's gonna have to be dealt with accordingly
          
          He saves him self by, like I said before,
          
           BEING AN ABSOLUTE CHAD
          
          And saying
          "Hey.. You know ur dad, yeah? He's dead hot and if you don't let me go I'll tell him... Uhh smth"
          
          Vamps: "OH NO GUESS WE HAVE TO KEEP YOU HERE".
          
          AND I wanna say more but if I do then I'll spoil....
          
          
          
          
          Spoilers:
          
          
          
          He runs away after a day then tries to save Yui then gets kidnapped again by the other vamps (maki- what's their faces) who try to use him for Intel and he's like "I'm not telling you sh-"
          
          Anyway that's my plan for rn... What do you think? ;] 

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU SNAZZY PEOPLE.
          Gonna buy chocolate for myself tomorrow when they are half price ;) 

Omg 3am funky challenge! Imposter amongus... Sorry I was in a silly gpofy mood. 
          Okay, joking obviously but
          Happy new years everyone!