Primarch_MJ

I just updated all the new chapters I published because reading through them, I realized I made a grave mistake and accidentally said “I do stake a claim on media” instead of “do not” in the disclaimer part of them.

Primarch_MJ

SURPRISE!!!
          
          AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT DEAD!!!
          I was, and still am, however, VERY BUSY.
          
          On another note, latest chapter of "The Ark of War" is out, while the first few chapters of a new side-story are out as well. 
          
          I hope you all enjoy!

Primarch_MJ

@Doctor_Kaiser HE STOLE W H A T?!?! WHERE IS HE????
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Doctor_Kaiser

He’s indeed alive- also we must fight Trazyn again as he stole the last of the chicken nuggets.
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Primarch_MJ

DON’T WORRY I’M STILL ALIVE!!! Irl has had me busy. Other than that, I’m thinking of splitting the “Ark of War” into different volumes from now on to make sure that they’re “easily digestible” for readers and people don’t have to read an entire day’s worth of text in one sitting several times. What do yall think?

Primarch_MJ

Sorry for the lack of updates everyone! I got ultra-perma-megadeath levels of G R O U N D E D recently and idk when I’ll be ungrounded.
          
          PS: I’m a fracking idiot. Never lie to your parents kids. Just don’t.

Primarch_MJ

WHERE’D ALL MY PROMETHIUM GO?!?!
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Doctor_Kaiser

Quick while he’s gone steal all the Prometheum!
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Primarch_MJ

So I just found out that there are a grand total of 19,173,960 Bloodthirsters, which are (were) the Greater Daemons of Khorne. Meaning that they were generally capable of devastating entire worlds and going toe-to-toe with Primarchs, or at least some of the more-decorated chapter masters or higher-ranking Astartes Legionaires (of the legions).
          
          Not only can each individual Bloodthirster generally devastate a planet, but each supposedly commands their very own Legion of Khornate Daemons and Cultists, Daemon Princes, etc..
          
          This means that Y/n has a FRACK TON of absurdly powerful daemons, and normal daemons at his beck-and-call. He could send them against Iron-Blood if he wanted too and they could even corrupt some people and start Y/n-cults.
          
          Huh.
          
          What if he did that?
          
          . . .
          
          Malal: No, MJ, don't do it . . .
          
          Maybe . . .

Primarch_MJ

Alright. Y’all are about to receive a bunch of chapter updates but they’re not really chapter updates. I just realized while writing the Christmas chapter i screwed up half of the Imperial-System Dating for the days the chapter occur on. Christmas chapter will be delayed slightly so I can go and fix all of that. Until then, disregard any updates until my next announcement.