bro my friend was over at my house after school today and for whatever reason they called one of their online friends and their online friend kept fucking INSISTING I was a girl. NO MATTER WHAT I TOLD THIS BITCH (excuse my language) SHE KEPT INSISTING I WAS A GIRL JUST BECAUSE MY VOICE IS "squeaky". BITCH YOUR CARS TIRES WILL BE FUCKING SQUEAKY AFTER I SLASH THEM.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUNCH A WALL.
(Can you tell how normal and well adjusted I am?)
I sprained my foot because I was playing helicopter (its a game where someone spins a jump rope and you have to jump over it) and my cousin was being the jump rope and spinning around on the ground and when she sped up I jumped on her ankle by accident full force :p