Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. 

You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE CULT, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet. You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS. You enjoy a FINE BEVERAGE, and like to do A LITTLE BAKING SOMETIMES. You've got ALL THESE HORNS all over the place, and sometimes you step on them and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF.

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╲╲ HoNk.

SuP, mOtHeRfUcKeRs? GAMZEE MOTHERFUCKING MAKARA HERE.

WhAt A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PlEaSuRe To MeEt AlL oF yOu.

AlL oF yOu MoThErFuCkInG bElIeVe In MiRaClEs, No?

HONK.

WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. ╲╲

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ѕтoned |✔|

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"qυα∂яαηтѕ::"

CoMiNg sOoN :O)

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roleplay |Closed|

status |DrInKinG fAyGo|

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main acc.// @pepezai
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  • JoinedJune 15, 2016

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