HELLO EVERYONE! WELCOME TO MY PARTY! RIGHT NOW EVERYONE IS EITHER DRUNK, HIGH, UNHAPPY, FAKING, OBLIVIOUS OR JUST DOWN RIGHT CRAZY. FOOD'S IN THE LEFT CORNER, TV IS UPSTAIRS, MUSIC IS ON REQUEST, ALCOHOL IS IN THE KITCHEN, I DO NOT HAVE DRUGS AROUND. PLEASE DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN. TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF. READ SOME BOOKS AND DON'T DIE! GOOD LUCK!