A spoiled brat who loves to complain and whine. However, everyone has an unsightly side to them, isn't that so? 

People frustrate me as much as they fascinate me. 

I love corny jokes. 

I can't sing to save my life, and ironically, I was in chorus for five years. Haha what was I doing? 

I love to sleep and read. I prefer tea over coffee, I hate bitterness. I love the word "saccharine" and the meaning of it. 

No matter how much I say, "I hate people!" I find myself laughing with fellow humans like an idiot.