Me, my favorite subject! 
Beguiling pearls of wit, wisdom, and whimsy with a snarkly + sparkly attitude!
AKA Princess Rosebud. Sometimes he's here, sometimes he's not. What. Ever. I'm married to a tug boat captain (you can call him "Master") who travels the world while I stay home, scrub the tile with bleach, rubber gloves, and a toothbrush, then shop 'til I drop. I love seashells and rocks, gardening and baking, Chanel, Hello Kitty, and anything sparkly or leopard print. I've been a vegetarian, mostly vegan - since high school. I'm an ardent animal activist. Any questions?