Hello there, pathetic earthlings. It is I, Princess Beatrix of Kobold. Daughter of Emperor Velo XXVII and niece of Nitros Oxide. Now do as I say or I'll - you get the picture. Just don't do anything to piss me off, alright?
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Princess_Beatrix
Jul 01, 2020 08:02PM
Stupid earthlings. I'll get you for this! I...I can't believe I lost to a bunch of ridiculous earthlings! No matter. That bandicoot may have saved your pathetic planet, but this won't be the last you...View all Conversations
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