Musume and Alex trying to get on good terms:
Musume: Hey, Alex, Can I get some dating advice?
Alex: Just because I’m with Suki and Red doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Alex: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Red: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Suki: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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After Alex came back from Hell
Suki: You're right.
Alex: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Suki: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Alex: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Alex: I actually have a black belt.
Red: In what, karate?
Alex: No, from Gucci.
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Suki giving Alex the idea to murder his dad
Suki: So that’s my plan.
Alex: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Suki: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Alex: It freaking sucks.
Suki: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Alex: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Red: What did you do Alex?
Alex: A MISTAKE