ProbablyASpy

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Stayed gone but I'm alastor (scroll to the bottom to skip)
          	
          	
          	TOP OF THE HOUR, AND WE'RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAZBIN WHO HAS BEEN SPOTTED CABORTING AROUJD AFTER A 7 MONTH ABSENCE! 
          	
          	DID ANYBODY MISS HER?
          	DID ANYBODY NOTICE?
          	MORE ON TONIGHTS PROGRAM!
          	
          	So, the crazed majorwood writer is back on wattpad
          	Why's she writing again?
          	What does that mean for your notifications?
          	Well handily I got good news, she's a loser, in a hustle, and I don't mean to be hostile, but the writer's INSANE!
          	
          	You could take that as gospel,
          	Write new stuff? Impossible!
          	
          	She's crazy, crazy stupid!
          	
          	Stop giving her the time of night! Don't read a thing she writes!
          	I hope she had a nice vacay, but she should've stayed on away!
          	
          	
          	While she hid in Ao3, you've gone notif free!
          	Now her medium is getting bloody rare!
          	Wattpads been better since she spilt,
          	Where's she been? WHO GIVES A SHIT???
          	
          	
          	Salutations!
          	Good to be back on the app!
          	
          	Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated yall to a Scott-fic!
          	Readers, rejoice!
          	
          	What a dated bit.
          	
          	Instead of just sitting around, listening to music without something to read!
          	
          	Come on!
          	
          	(Ima skip a bit)
          	
          	Everyday it's a new genre of music!
          	
          	You're looking at the future,
          	SHES THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	All hazbin hotel references aside, I've finished my break and I'm ready to write again, as some of you might know, my most popular book got taken down but, I'm going to try and finish the HS AU before I start anything else
          	
          	-Or I'll cave
          	
          	-i'll probably cave
          	
          	But you'll get writing anyways!

ProbablyASpy

this message may be offensive
Stayed gone but I'm alastor (scroll to the bottom to skip)
          
          
          TOP OF THE HOUR, AND WE'RE DISCUSSING A CERTAIN HAZBIN WHO HAS BEEN SPOTTED CABORTING AROUJD AFTER A 7 MONTH ABSENCE! 
          
          DID ANYBODY MISS HER?
          DID ANYBODY NOTICE?
          MORE ON TONIGHTS PROGRAM!
          
          So, the crazed majorwood writer is back on wattpad
          Why's she writing again?
          What does that mean for your notifications?
          Well handily I got good news, she's a loser, in a hustle, and I don't mean to be hostile, but the writer's INSANE!
          
          You could take that as gospel,
          Write new stuff? Impossible!
          
          She's crazy, crazy stupid!
          
          Stop giving her the time of night! Don't read a thing she writes!
          I hope she had a nice vacay, but she should've stayed on away!
          
          
          While she hid in Ao3, you've gone notif free!
          Now her medium is getting bloody rare!
          Wattpads been better since she spilt,
          Where's she been? WHO GIVES A SHIT???
          
          
          Salutations!
          Good to be back on the app!
          
          Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated yall to a Scott-fic!
          Readers, rejoice!
          
          What a dated bit.
          
          Instead of just sitting around, listening to music without something to read!
          
          Come on!
          
          (Ima skip a bit)
          
          Everyday it's a new genre of music!
          
          You're looking at the future,
          SHES THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          All hazbin hotel references aside, I've finished my break and I'm ready to write again, as some of you might know, my most popular book got taken down but, I'm going to try and finish the HS AU before I start anything else
          
          -Or I'll cave
          
          -i'll probably cave
          
          But you'll get writing anyways!

ProbablyASpy

GUYSGUYSGUYS ITS SCOTTS BURTHDSY AAAA HFLDHKDV ALSO im foing on a feikd trip so ill rewrite as much as i can on the field trip (probs not that much bc alot if these ppl can read wnhlish but not speak lol)

Laurenzside_

@ProbablyASpy well then his birthday and mine are kinda close-
            
            Mine is Nov 14th
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Laurenzside_

@ProbablyASpy I thought his birthday’s in October-
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ProbablyASpy

Nov 10th, 1995
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ProbablyASpy

Ok guys how we feelin' abt another treebark smut? Ive got an idea for top martyn and bottom ren

ProbablyASpy

@ProbablyASpy lol ill probs make Martyn make Ren bark for his own pleasure :3
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ProbablyASpy

Currently watching gnomeo and juliet, love this movie, but then I remember G and J share the same initials as me and my bf, so now I'm just blushing furiously but also kinda sad bc they are either like arguments like I have mine, plus the whole red vs blue thing bc people tend to separate me and my bf bc of racial things- so sobbing in a good and bad way

ProbablyASpy

@ProbablyASpy watching movies that remind me of my bf and I next movie: Elmental
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ProbablyASpy

SCOTT / LAUREN PLZ DONT KILL ME XOXO

Scott_Smajor_System

STOP ACCIDENTALLY POSTING IT AHHHHH
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