Welcome to our NATION, young lethargic wonders. 

Listen here, and listen well ( as we know it isn't you forte to pay attention ), this account is co-run by two people you love, you hate, and all in all you want nothing but to be. It is not our fault that we are so absolutely  flawless, and we get it. If I were you, I too would want to us too. 

In understanding your wants, we will be working (not-so)vigorously to provide contests, prompts, tips on being the witchiest female-dog there's ever been, and information on the two people you are now idolizing over your homework. These contests will include writing, reviewing, graphics, best _fill in blank_, and so much more. Whenever we get around to it, that is. 

So, if you want to slay like us, stick around. Join our @Procrast Nation, follow, vote, and have a wonderfully unproductive day.