If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, I'm a madman. That's the way history is written.

Konnichiwa!!! I'm a (TAKEN!!!!) homosexual Japanese teenager. The only reason that I'm writing so well in English is because I lived in America for five years, and then I went to Italy for a couple of years. That's where I met my koibito, and that's who I am in love with.

Fan Goals:
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"Stiles finds out that Derek turns out to be an ogre after ‘The Big V’ (yes, that’s what he’s calling it, capitalization and all that jazz because it deserves it’s monumental respect). Uh, not a literal ogre by the way, where he’s like ten feet tall and bathes in his own nose gunk or something.

That shit needs Jesus." ~ "a hotter touch (a better fuck)" by colferstilinski on Archive of Our Own.

It fled to a land where boners grow on trees and jizzrain makes the assflowers bloom.