Hey guys,

I am just that normal, sane human being...

Pffff  YEAH SUREE! xD

I'm definitely just that fun, weird, crazy and friendly person who loves music and books (and wattpad! DUH!). I live for Youtubers. These are a couple of my favourite things:
- Matthias (Funniest guy ever!)
-PewDiePie (Melix is my OTP)
-Smosh (Just amazing)
-Markiplier (He's just... HAWT AF XD)
-Books

I'm normally referred to various other names that are way too long to list... but you can call me Zoë xD

These are my fav authors:
-@ObsessedWithY0utube she has amazingly intense books! She rocks PewDiePie and Smosh fanfics. Check out Overrun! and Fatal Love... (Anthony Padilla is hers)
-@xStarkittenx her book is amazing! Check out Don't Look Back!
-@PipPish her book The Guy With The Notes {Phan} is amazing! Check her out!

Did I say couple? Whoops...
Follow me and I'll follow you back =D xx

Here are some jokes cuz I love jokes!

Girl: You're so ugly
Me: Really?
Girl: Yes
Me: Good I was trying to look like you today
~Burn!~  =3

~(Dodgeball)~
Me: I'm bullet proof nothing to loose fiiire away fiiire way
~(Gets hit)~
Me: You shoot me down but I wont fall, I am 
Titianiuuum
Guy: you out!
Me: oh ok
I love that joke!

Son: hey dad I'm hungry 
Dad: hey hungry I'm dad!
Son: dad I'm serious!
Dad: no your hungry!
Son: dad your joking!
Dad: no I'm dad
Son: Urgh!

Has this ever happened to you??

One guy was dating a girl called Lorraine, yet he cheated on her with a girl called Clearly. Lorraine died suddenly. At her funeral the guy sang "I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone!"

Ha! Do you get it?!? No?? Well then...

ALSO! I found three awesome books! 

Overrun! ~ By @ObsessedWithY0uTube

Fatal Love..~ By @ObsessedWithY0uTube

The Guy With The Notes {Phan} ~ By @PipPish

Bro [On Hold] ~ @BerniceAllimon

So that's stuff about me...
I rock 

Hasta la vista! 
And I'm outta here! =3

(PS: I follow back =D)