Hey Flops, I am a distinguished professor at the Imperial University of C.V.M. as well as a close personal friend of President Deborah Ali-Williams. I used to work at her father's funeral home when we were young and during the second half of the Badussy War, I graduated and earned my doctorate in Flop-History. I like to publish works to educate the people of Floptropica as well as delivering stories of another era.