Here we go again. Loser, degenerate, scum of the earth. That's me.

I haven't written in a while and probably won't in the future. Still couldn't hurt to try, I guess. Don't expect it to stay up here for very long.

Hey, do you remember reader-inserts? Yeah, I used to write those. Are those out of fashion now? 

That would su---actually, to hell with it; I'll just write a throwaway story about my experience as a web boomer. Something like that. 

I dunno. 2,000 characters in an about section is a lot to work with.