After studying fervently and for many years at only the sexiest academia this world has to offer, on wide ranging subjects such as The Scientific Limits of Hotness, to Business in Eroticism, and of course Literary Sexiness, I finally settled down to some well deserved action of my own in the form of formal teachings to all willing pupils of any age above legal. My favourite hobbies include the incessant and entirely unnecessary uses of my favourite element (sexiness) in and throughout all works, as well as the seemingly unending run-on sentence; the dual purpose technique I use to both bore, and titillate my eager readers. What I'm most proud of is my incredible ability to write with one hand. My driving force in life is nothing more, or less, than the simple goal to make the world a sexier place.