⚠OFFENSE MEMES AND BROKEN DREAMS.⚠

Random Shit to Keep In Mind:

Note to self: Add a real Bio.

WARNING: There is no WARNING!
You have NOT been warned.

I Like Dogs.

Are you trying to give me a fucking seizure?

What the fresh fuck?

Satan's little chariots of failed potential.

I want nothing more than to uppercut you to heaven's front door

Move I'm gay.

Don't eat the beans at the back of the fridge!

I got chicken ass fight me.

Do you want penis enlargement pills?

Women are emotional creatures.

Worthless motel cum-stain.

Crop dust the cripple.

That bitch broke.

I impregnated the Universe.

I like murder :D

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

THIS IS A DAMN BANK ROBBERY!

I'll make you shit teeth for a week.

If I try any harder I just might shit myself.

Woah, Technology!

This is going to be an ass-blasting bitch-a-lyod.

In this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.

I'm sleepy of your shit.

Stay Lucifer, Good Devil.

Where is my god damn shoe?

Take that cupcake, and ram it, up your BUTT!

We're the fuCK ARE THE PIZZA ROLLS!

Kick names and take ass.

My room is my tomb and my bed is heaven.

Birth is a Curse, Existence is a Prison.

Listen here you Windex guzzler, your bloodline started with a cum-sock, your bloodline will end with a cum-sock.

Toaster Strudels are just homemade Poptarts.

Oh, dear. I seemed to have spotted a cunt. Good day.

You're filled with determination.

Fork stealing goblin.

I shouldn't of said dick-diddly squat.

Feed me the pain salt

Sorry, but there is no medicine for stupidity. (LOL)

SET THE BITCH ABLAZE!!

Whom the fuck eateth ass?

Stop stip-stompin' all over the place!

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!

I fucked my way into this mess, And I'll fuck my way out.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE DOWN HERE.

I'm a total trash mammal!

My name is ChallengeMcGee and I'm here to challenge you to a fuck off.

REALITY IS A ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYE!!!

I'll see you on the other side.

Yeet. Yoink. Woot-woot.