Ah! Good morning to yer! I'm Callum Vinton, a.k.a ProtoTypist, and I'm here to write stories, poetry and observe the human race... I mean write some more.

I am a 14-year-old ape descendant living in West Yorkshire, England. I'm heterosexual, and I am a pantheist/Spinozist/agnostic. Any other questions?

Passions include:
  Films
  Writing
  Philosophizing stuff
  Listening to music
  Playing bass intermittently
  Playing piano often (and not well, before anyone asks)
  Beat poetry
  Sergio Leone movies *squee*

Influences as a writer include:
  Douglas Adams
  John Green
  J. D. Salinger
  F. Scott Fitzgerald
  Oscar Wilde
  Jack Kerouac
  Allen Ginsberg
  @futurist (yay for Grace! :D)
  Myself
  Sugar
  Coke (as in Coca-Cola, not... you know)
  
"Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion." - Jack Kerouac