Proudlybilsexual

so my mom is mad at me for asking her how my cousins parrot can hear me if it doesn’t have ears…she claims i’m stressing her out…i probably am but how tf can it hear me

i need friends without anxiety so i can go to a party or something. life is so boring rn

as much as i love y’all’s stories, i couldn’t give a shit less about the book being updated if the author’s going through tough times. Life’s been rough lately for a lot of authors and i hope yall get better soon. I love ALL of you guys.

i just fumbled a compliment im definitely losing sleep tonight

moo just healed the inner detective child in me. that sneaky ass genius

idk why i thought of this cause i don’t even eat hotdogs but is sonic’s genuinely the only fast food place selling hotdogs??

yall ever been in a situationship with somebody and realized mid convo that they’re actually weird asf?

i’m gonna start watching more movies on my free time. This shit better change my view of life

i’ve been so locked in with work i didn’t even realize how tired i am

it’s hard to lock in with these fuckass allergies. i’m bouta chug a bottle of cough medicine