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Shrimp fried rice
There once was a shrimp
A shrimp named Sam
Sam left her fam(ily) to pick up a pan
The pan was quite rusty and musty and rusty
But Sam decided to clean it up with her old trusty...
Brush (see what I did there? Dramatic pause so it could rhyme babyyy) that was wet and spick and span
Sam raised the brush and thrust it into the pan
And then it was clean, it was good as new
So then Sam, we'll she knew what to do
She opened up a cookery called the fried rice shop
And she fried up rice until her family dropped
Thats right! Elon musk killed her fucking family? That bastard!
Also Switzerland was destroyed with a nuke
So was the story of a shrimp who fried rice