Proygon

dying my hair blue as im getting into sonic was a horrible mistake
          now everyone i mention sonic to irl will think thats why my hair is blue

having friends in the same timezone is wild
          mfs will message me at 4am "go to bed" like ??? YOU go to bed

sexually i'm like batman
          pretty useless most of the time but give me prep time and i can take anyone

if hes YOUR husband then why is his sword in MY sheath

i still can't decide whether or not i find A/B/O hot because i just can't get over the fact that that is NOT how wolves work

so was anyone gonna tell me that gerard way is married to the bassist from MSI or was i just supposed to find that myself

been thinkin about she

is the plural of spouse spice

im calling upon every witch, wicca, and any manner of spellcasters, place as many curses as you can on trump NOW

manifesting trumps death