Samra

On the outside everything may look fine. There's a perfect smile, even though there's a lot of pain inside, because the sleeve of the sweater rides up in the jacket.

Parents: ,,A tattoo?! Son! you can't remove that, its painful and do you even know how expensive it is?? You'd better think about it for a few more years!" 
          
          Also Parents: ,,Son, when do you think to show us grandchildren?" 

Just want to share this wise thought ,,if plastic is made of oil and oil is made of dinosaurs, plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs" 

Today I just realized that I couldn't warn any Eurobean about an agressive rodent. Its cuz... just try to pronounce only one of these words right: (Mother tongue words do not count!)
          
          Britain: Squirrel
          France: Écureuil
          Germany: Eichhörnchen
          Hungary: Mókus
          Italia: Scoiattolo
          Greek: Skíouros

Normal days: Strangers offer you candy Halloween: Strangers want candy from you

Holes in cheese mean less cheese but a lot of cheese has many holes. So, having a lot of cheese still means having little cheese?

Just imagine. 
          A gloomy two meter Russian with 110kg fighting weight (probably raised by bears) jumps on the hood of his car and totally freaking out: eek! a duck!

Top names of the future: Sputnick, Coronina, Viruslav & maskovitch

Vadislaaaaw! Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~

Wouldn't it be damn funny if, instead of these hard Co2 chunks, there were helium in sparkling water?