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On the outside everything may look fine. There's a perfect smile, even though there's a lot of pain inside, because the sleeve of the sweater rides up in the jacket.
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Parents: ,,A tattoo?! Son! you can't remove that, its painful and do you even know how expensive it is?? You'd better think about it for a few more years!"
Also Parents: ,,Son, when do you think to show us grandchildren?"
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Just want to share this wise thought ,,if plastic is made of oil and oil is made of dinosaurs, plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs"
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Today I just realized that I couldn't warn any Eurobean about an agressive rodent. Its cuz... just try to pronounce only one of these words right: (Mother tongue words do not count!)
Britain: Squirrel
France: Écureuil
Germany: Eichhörnchen
Hungary: Mókus
Italia: Scoiattolo
Greek: Skíouros
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Normal days: Strangers offer you candy Halloween: Strangers want candy from you
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Holes in cheese mean less cheese but a lot of cheese has many holes. So, having a lot of cheese still means having little cheese?
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Just imagine.
A gloomy two meter Russian with 110kg fighting weight (probably raised by bears) jumps on the hood of his car and totally freaking out: eek! a duck!
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Top names of the future: Sputnick, Coronina, Viruslav & maskovitch
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Vadislaaaaw! Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~
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Wouldn't it be damn funny if, instead of these hard Co2 chunks, there were helium in sparkling water?
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@-_-Raven_-_ nah, don't be so hard on yourself. I mean you would get some kind of superpower! and I, I would just talk to ducks or frighten some dogs XD