Oh no, not you.
I'm collecting your soul next week.

Hi. I'm death (aka grim reaper) and yes I'm a girl. I'm also a werewolf queen(That's a long story). Not what you were expecting, right?. 

I go by death, psychoqueenwolf or Luna. Call me whatever you want to but just don't get on my bad side. 

Im getting alot of free time lately (it's a wonder, you humans are normally killing each other by now) so I decided I'm going to write books and who knows I might just write a book about how I became a werewolf queen

Anyway... I'm off collecting souls. (Someone just got in an accident. See this is why you shouldn't drink and drive) 

Byyeeeee...