PucePu55y

Hello my lovely pu55ers...
          
          I have bad news to deliver... I still haven't gotten my MILLIONS of DOLLARS... or my movie deal... my millions od ADORING FANS are missing... SOB SOB SOB (crying)
          
          The WATTPAD MAFIA must still have power somehow... they have KIDNAPPED my FANBASE to TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!!!
          
          I don't know how much longer I can survive without my SUPER YACHT... I need it to live... but I can't afford it... I fear I won't make it throught the winter... SOB (crying)
          
          Thank you to all my lovely readers... You escaped the MAFIA's grasp... I love you all... please please consider donating a MILLION DOLLARS to me... so I can live to see my YACHT DREAMS come true... ugh (suffering and dying)
          
          Toodles~

Hello hello my lovely pu55ers!!!
          
          I see that my AMAZING NEW STORY has 30+ views!!!!! It worked!!! The Wattpad Mafia is finally GIVING UP and letting my WONDERFUL FANS in!!! I'll reach a million $$$ (dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign) in NO TIME!!! TAKE THAT, WATTPAD!!!!!!!!!!
          
          WELCOME and THANK YOU, my lovely lovely fans <3 (heart) You'll LOVE it here!!!
          
          Toodles~

Hello my lovely pu55ers!!!
          WOW!!! Wasn't that such an AMAZING and LIFE-CHANGING story?!?!?!? I know. I'm just that good.
          The truth is FINALLY out there in the world!!! The Wattpad Mafia is officially EXPOSED!!! They can't hold back my followers and money anymore!!! I BLEW THE WHISTLE!!! I'm gonna start making $$$ (dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign)!!!!!
          
          See you when I'm SUPER ULTRA MEGA RICH!!!!!
          
          Toodles~

Hello hello my lovely pu55ers! I'm back! :D (big smile)
          
          I'm sooooooooo sorry for not updating! My life has been CRAZY lately!!! All I'll say about it is that the WATTPAD MAFIA will NEVER SILENCE ME!!!!! I'll keep writing my AMAZING SHOWSTOPPING LIFE-CHANGING works until the END OF TIME (or until I get bored teehee (laughter))!!!!!
          
          To make up for my LONG, PAINFUL hiatus I put my poor poor pu55ers through, I wrote a WHOLE STORY for you! That's right!! A WHOLE STORY!!! The chapters will come out one at a time so you can SAVOR the ARTISTRY of it! Student will write ESSAYS about it in EVERY SCHOOL! I WILL BE REMEMBER FOREVER!!!!!!!
          
          toodles~

HAPPY NEW YEAR, my lovely lovely pu55ers :D (happy face) I know it's a little tiny bit late, but that's not my prob (problem) lol (laughing out loud). ANYWAYS!!! I just wanted to let you know that the last post was NOT ME!!! I am being HACKED by the WATTPAD MAFIA!!! They won't leave me alone UGGHHH (groan) They're just jealous of my AMAZING WRITING!!! Wattpad could NEVER write as good as me!!! I will have REVENGE by posting NEW STORIES!!! You're welcome haha (laughing).
          Toodles~

I am wanted in a numerous amount of states for drawing nsfw of the presidents kissing. You don’t know which presidents or presidents of what but I will tell you, they are presidents.

Hello again my lovely pu55ers :( (sad face) I have terrible news :,,,,( (crying face) I can't sue the WATTPAD MAFIA for DISCRIMINATING against me and not giving me MONEY!!!!! sigh... (dot dot dot) another year without the bajillion $$$ (dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign)  I DESERVE for my AMAZING writing!!!!! No one understands me... (dot dot dot) sigh (sigh) :( (sad face)
          I know my MILLIONS of RICH, ADORING fans are somewhere out there TIED UP and DECEIVED by the WATTPAD MAFIA >:( (angry face)!!!!! I will find you all I prommy (promise)!!! Then you can FINALLY give me the MONEY and FAME I DESERVE!!!!!
          Toodles~

Hello, my lovely pu55ers!!! Sry (Sorry) 4 (for) not posting lately :( (sad face) It's just sooooo hard to be motivated when I'm not getting $$$ (dollar sign dollar sign dollar sign) for my AMAZING work!!! The Wattpad Mafia hates me :,,,,( (crying face) and STILL won't FIX the GLITCH keeping my MILLIONS of FOLLOWERS and DOLLARS away!!! This is dicrimination!!! I'm calling my LAYWER!!! Wattpad Mafia, ur (you are) going DOWN!!!!!!!
          Toodles~

Hello again wattpad :( (sad face) I opened my cumputer today to see my 1 million ADORING fans but they're NOT HERE :O (shocked face) I'm still at 2 followers :( (sad face) and I haven't made ANY $$$ (dollar sign dollar sign and dollar sign)!!! NO ONE has given me a BOOK DEAL yet ;-; (crying face) clearly I've been SHADOWBANNED by the WATTPAD MAFIA >:( (angry face) Wattpad please fix this bug I want money- I mean readers!!! I need readers to read my AMAZING writing so I can get MONEY!!!
          Toodles~

Welcum to the show, WeirdKittenn!!!!! Congrats (congratulation) for being my 2nd follower!!!!! I hope you <3 (heart) what we- I mean I have in store ;))) (winky face) I'll try to remember you when I'm FAMOUS, but I can't promise I will XD (laughing face) You shoulda been follower #1 if you want the clout LOL (lots of love) Thx 4 (thanks for) the follow!!!!! Toodles~