The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes by my car
Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad/Mom
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang... we messed up... but man that was fun."
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FRIENDS: Will read this
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did

"If something goes wrong in your life, just yell 'PLOT TWIST!' and move on."