Tiko!

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Imma follow u cuz ur my bf's frien ^-^

So, for my freaks out there- I am watching all the films made of "Scary Movie" and I do not regret it one bit. 
          For those who do not know what Scary Movie is, it is just parodys of movies that are scary and they make them stupid, weird, and funny. I watched all of them before but it been years since then so I am doing it again.
          If you plan on watching it, keep in mind they're all 18+ 

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there i'm going to have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? Do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? Because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with you my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy
          
          
          

Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? Well that's how it feels to drive a Ford250

Anyone want me to sketch their oc?- 
          I will find some sort of way to show you but my camera is broke so it could take me a while to do it. I'm having art block at the moment and any ideas will be appreciated 

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
          And my penis was missing again.
          This happens all the time.
          It's detachable.
          
          This comes in handy a lot of the time.
          I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
          Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
          But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
          
          And the next morning I can't for the life of me
          Remember what I did with it.
          First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
          So I called up the place where the party was,
          
          They hadn't seen it either.
          I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
          'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
          But not this time.
          
          So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
          I called a few people who were at the party,
          But they were no help either.
          I was starting to get desperate.
          
          I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
          It makes me feel like less of a man,
          And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
          After a few hours of searching the house,
          
          And calling everyone I could think of,
          I was starting to get very depressed,
          So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
          Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
          
          Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
          I saw my penis lying on a blanket
          Next to a broken toaster oven.
          Some guy was selling it.
          
          I had to buy it off him.
          He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
          I took it home, washed it off,
          And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
          
          People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
          But I don't know.
          Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
          I like having a detachable penis.
          
          (Not me stealing this from a friend-)

Second-

Haha first :)