When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. If life wants something sweet, it can give you chocolate instead
I pretend to be funny sometimes
Obsessed with Project: Edens Garden specifically Ulysses (I wanna flush his stupid face down a toilet and give him a hug) 

For people wondering if I'll ever update: 
Yes, I will. I've just chosen to write and plan books fully before I post or update them. I don't plan on stopping, I'm just weird (and depressed. Bleck). Have a cookie for your patience 🍪