The idea (you know which one), 2009 commercial Pete, Dad-Joke-Dallon Weekes, the panic station music video by muse, and Ryan Ross' Eyeliner are my aesthetic (i didn't mention green day on purpose, cuz aesthetic isn't punk rock)
I'm Jared
I write (or at least try to write) fanfictions (not tragedies )
i hate to write smut (because i feel embarassed to write frickle frackle moments about people who actually exist.... or even if they wouldn't... idk man)
I obviously like to read Fanfictions
My native language is german
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PumpkinKilljoy PumpkinKilljoy Oct 27, 2016 03:21PM
Now i have to watch ads to get to the next chapter on wattpad stories. Fuck you too, wattpad
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The sharpest lives [Frerard] by PumpkinKilljoy
The sharpest lives [Frerard]
So... Gerard has Problems and Frank likes him and mikey is annoyed of Pete and Brendon for being that gay. Also ryan ross is a weird ass hipster hippie. Best description ever, i guess there are like 1k people inter...
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The Cold Heart [Petekey, Crack Fic, Oneshot] by PumpkinKilljoy
The Cold Heart [Petekey, Crack Fic, Oneshot]
Based on a german fairy tale. Crack fic
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Ryden - Home Of Beauty by PumpkinKilljoy
Ryden - Home Of Beauty
Brendon and Ryan start a beauty salon, because this is their true passion
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