This used to be an account that I was going to let die but now it's where I obsess over The Umbrella Academy because I loved the comics and the show made me love it even more. (I would also die for each and every single one of the even-numbered Hargreeves don't @ me). I'm still going to be erratic af with my schedule but I might start actually producing content instead of lurking everywhere. We'll see how that goes. Anyway if you've read this far enjoy a list of things I've thought/said regarding the Umbrella Academy. 
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Sometimes a family is just a shitty father, a robotic mother, a monkey butler, a half ape man, a knife boy, a celebrity, a junkie, a grown man trapped in a thirteen year old's body, a dead ghost, and a violin player.
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Diego and Allison Hargreeves both collectively own my bisexual ass like it's not even funny. There's no joke here that's it.
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I've only know Klaus for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Did Reginald send Luther to the moon for four years?? I don't think I recall him ever mentioning it??
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Why is Diego called the Kraken just because he can hold his breath when Ben has a literal Cthulu tentacle monster in his chest?
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Imagine being so petty that you look God in the eyes and tell her your agnostic.