Punkinator

I have been so inactive. I'm so sorry! 3: I'm back now, though. B)

balooba

Welcome to Wattpad, aspiring author! I hope you enjoy your stay! Just beware of the typical monsters that come with every reading/writing website...... They tend to carry disease.....
          
          OTHER THAN THAT it's mostly fun. Just be sure to leave a tip for the cleaning lady, because she's a little bit bipolar and she owns a chainsaw. So lock your belongings in the suitcase, also. Speaking of locks, you should probably lock the door at night too. I've heard the hotel is haunted, but all I've seen are my cousins dancing around with bedsheets. Still, locking the door would be a good idea. They're not exactly normal... You know how it is with inbred cousins. OH DEAR look at the time, I have to run, so sorry, but I just got a call saying that there's a tiger in the swimming pool again. Those darn teenagers....
          
          LOVE WITH ALL MY BLED-OUT HEART,
          
          Someone who should've never found this website... Or coffee....